The Worst Retirement Ever

oil_embargoAfter years of commitment, dedication, and hard work, your early retirement plan has come together nicely

By living well below your means and investing in stocks and bonds, total assets have eclipsed $1 million, 25x your budgeted annual spending of $40k/year.

Everything you’ve read says that if you remain flexible, this should be enough to provide a relatively constant standard of living for the next 50 years, a must for somebody retiring in their mid 30s

The last few years at work have been a little stressful, so it will be nice to take time to recharge before diving into your new life’s ambitions… a little travel, learning a new language, writing a novel, communing with nature, creating music and art…  all of the things that were put on hold due to the demands of career

People are a little confused on your last day of work.  “But… what will you do all day?” “You are going to live off of your investments? I could never do that, the stock market is too risky” “How could you save so much, we can’t seem to save anything”

Your coworkers mean well, but their questions remind you of why you felt so compelled to gain freedom from the need to work in the first place.  You walk out the door, a weight lifting off your shoulders for the first time in years
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What is Your Retirement Number – The 4% Rule

Trinity University: Birthplace of Early Retirement Research

Trinity University: Birthplace of Early Retirement Research

So you want to retire.  Perhaps even earlier than most people.

Sounds like a great idea.  But…  How much (or how little) money do you need? $500k? $1 million? $10 million? What is your retirement number?

Pick a number that is too low, and you might end up begging for change, working at Wal-Mart, or worse.  Pick a number that is too high, and perhaps trade years of life working for money that will benefit only your heirs

Determining the right amount starts with some basic questions

  • How much does your target retirement lifestyle cost?
  • How long do you expect to be retired? 15 years? 30 years? 60 years? More?
  • How many dollars do you want to leave to your children or to charity?

Each person will answer these questions in their own way, with no answer necessarily better than another

“I plan to retire at the age of 57 with a cost of living of $10,000/month, mostly for golf club membership and my wine collection.  Society never gave me nothing, and I’ll return the favor.”

“We will retire in our 30s to travel the globe, which we estimate will average around $3,000 per month.  Ideally we will leave behind a large endowment to fund charitable hospitals”

There are other important questions that are more subtle and nuanced

  • Do I have to change my shorts every time the stock market drops?
  • Am I so set in my ways that I will refuse to make life changes regardless of the cost?

“Wow, 2008 was a wild ride!  Stocks dropped 50%, but businesses took advantage of opportunities and made changes to enable future growth.  Next time that happens, if our cash flow isn’t what we would like we can spend next year in South America instead of Europe”

“I don’t care what it costs, I’m driving the stretch RV to Florida every winter and dining on steak and lobster every night!  And those Wall Street guys are crooks!  No way am I putting my money in the stock market”

Somebody with low risk tolerance and great resistance to change will need a larger bank account than somebody that goes with the flow and enjoys a bit of excitement.

For better or worse, the older we get the less any of these things matter.  But for somebody that plans to retire extremely early, all of these factors are of utmost importance

With all of this complexity, no wonder every bit of retirement advice in the press seems contradictory or not actionable.

Fortunately, some really smart people found a way to cut to the core of the question, “What is your retirement number?”

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How To Retire In Your 30s

Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished (Lake Atitlan, Guatemala)

Two and a half years ago, Winnie and I left the working world behind to pursue a life of travel and adventure.  By becoming Financially Independent, we were able to become Location Independent, and we used this new found freedom to begin exploring the world and our passions

In a world obsessed with bigger houses, faster cars, and luxury for the sake of luxury, we are a little odd.  So odd, that when our story was shared in some mainstream media it went super viral.

If our lifestyle sounds like an interesting and exciting alternative, this post will outline a recipe to duplicate our success and put you on the path to living life on your own terms

Conceptually, retiring in your 30’s is quite simple, albeit not necessarily easy.

  • Maximize Income
  • Live Well Below Your Means
  • Invest the Difference
  • Wait

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Journey to Early Retirement: The Final Chapter

Porsche 911 Carrera 4S 2 1413x483Walking slowly around my sweet new ride, hand slowly brushing the polished surface, my friend Ron raised his eyebrows and asked, “Do you think you might be having a midlife crisis?”

“Well I certainly hope so, otherwise what is the point?!”  Why else would a man in his 30’s buy a sports car?

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Go Curry Cookie: A New Era

Any day now, we will welcome GCCjr into the world

While I’ve long been referring to our future son by GCCjr on the blog, between Winnie and I we have been referring to him as Cookie.  Go Curry Cookie!

His birth will usher in a new era in our lives, and with it a new era for the blog

Gone will be the posts on finances and investing.  No longer will we share our detailed expenses.  Travel and food posts will be a thing of the past

In their place will be page upon page of photos and videos of little Cookie

Everybody loves baby photos.  Really, the only thing people love more than baby photos is photos of other peoples babies.

I expect with these changes, readership will go through the roof.  I’m optimistic our blog will even compete with Google and Facebook for domination of the Internet

To further enhance the site, we will also be adding a new forum where people across the globe can swap photos of their own babies.  Or cats, if that is your thing

Here are two prenatal ultrasound photos to get things started

He Has Daddy's Nose

He Has Daddy’s Nose

And 5 Toes

And 5 Toes

A newborn will typically resemble one of the parents.  But which one?

Winnie Holding Her Brother

Winnie Holding Her Brother

Jeremy Wearing Hipster Clothes Before They Were Cool

Jeremy Wearing Hipster Clothes Before They Were Cool

Extra curious, we used some software to combine an image of mother and father

When you combine Asian and Caucasian genes, what is the resulting eye shape?  Why not one of each

Not Designed for Mixed Babies

Not Designed for Mixed Babies

We hope you are as excited as we are about the new blog focus.

Don’t forget to sign up for the mailing list. One lucky winner has the potential to win* a Go Curry Cookie themed Digital Picture Frame, for use in streaming baby photos directly from the blog!

What better day to get it all started, then April 1st

Happy April Fools Day!

* small print – there actually is no digital picture frame, but the mailing list is cool anyway

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