I have been a staunch defender of YOUR rights to pay the least amount of taxes possible.
The bureaucrats and swamp creatures in DC don’t like it and have taken steps to shut down my free speech.
The IRS has been running a totally ILLEGAL WITCH HUNT and trying to stop this blog, threatening me with HUGE fines and jail time.
But I won’t STOP fighting for YOU!
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We are all victims here, which is why I need your help… to raise awareness and raise capital for legal defense.
The IRS runs a shadow court system of unelected officials who are trying to silence me and the GCC tax minimization way.
The only way to beat these unethical thugs is in the court of public opinion and through a solid legal defense with the very best legal and tax advisors.
That’s where YOU come in… good people who aren’t afraid to push back and do what is RIGHT!
Can you send just $100 our way to BATTLE this oppressive regime? $100 to you might be just a few lattes or a slice of avocado toast but in the hands of our legal experts can represent THOUSANDS of tax savings for our fellow REAL Americans.
And if you contribute now, TODAY ONLY, your contribution will be TRIPLE MATCHED!!! 3X!
WE can’t let these politicians in Washington control what can be said and shared!
Just last week a guy came up to me – big, strong guy.. biker type, never cried a day in his life, very comfortable with sharing his feelings with strangers… and he says to me, tears in his eyes… last year I paid $0 in taxes and did my first ever Roth conversion… I never could have done this without YOU, you are my hero… I could share a thousand stories like this one… but those stories will STOP without your DONATiON
For YEARS I have shared our tax returns… but this year I cannot because we are under AUDIT. I cannot believe I am even saying this… These bureaucrats have NO DECENCY and will use these UNETHICAL tactics that are absolutely unAmerican.
Tax fraud photo with grunge effect
When this blog was small and unknown we could be ignored… but now they feel THREATENED and that is why WE must ACT
They knew as soon as I started running for city council that I would start to use the power of government for THE PEOPLE, for YOU
NOT only are our 1st Amendment rights under threat, but our 5th Amendment, 16th Amendment, 22nd Amendment, and 28th Amendment rights are under FULL ASSAULT
I care about the Constitution and this abuse cannot go unchecked
I know that tax code better than anybody, but unlike the career politicians I use that knowledge to help YOU and the common people rather than my BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS and Donors.
Together we will shut down this unlawful grasp for power to SILENCE me and like-minded friends like you
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SEND ME MONEY! You can do IT.
GO, GO, GO CURRY CRACKER!!!!!
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April Fool! Thanks for being a great voice and resource!
Check’s in the mail!
The title had me concerned you’d gone insane. Until I realized what day it is…
well… I have considered running for city council
Looking forward to seeing you on the City Council!
Do it! Be aware that it’s a shit-ton of often thankless work. Might be a good idea to apply for something like the Planning Commission first. It teaches you who the movers and shakers are, and how the process works. You will develop the base of supporters you’ll need to help you campaign without spending a crap-ton of money.
Signed, a reader who worked on the campaigns of all five of our city’s current council.
No, no, I am only in politics for the game, glory, and social media clout 😀
You are WAY too honest
What kind of April Fool do you think I am!
I am happy to send you money my friend, but I’m actually a Nigerian prince and my fortune has been locked away. I need your help to get my money so I can pay you. Just send $5,000 in Bitcoin to this address: 1234567810
Phew, I thought your site got hacked by a NewsMax feed or something!
#GriftVibes
The random and excessive use of capital letters definitely gives this post more legitimacy… haha
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GREAT POST!!
I will send all my money immediately!
HE FIGHTS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I knew it. Thank you for remembering the occasion; lovely parody.
You sounded like another one of those crazies and I was initially surprised and confused. Then I caught on to the April Fools idea. Good Job!
p.s. I would have sent you all of my money however I spent it all yesterday.
Why does it sound so much more crazy coming from a rational person than DJT?
This read a lot like a Trump impersonation.
All the big grifters sound like this. People who are bullies at heart seem to love it
Sounds crazier coming from people with power to abuse
legit LOL moment, well done sir!
Hahahahahahah. Awesome. Happy April Fool’s!
Hahaha, very nicely done.
Will you throw in a bible, a trading card or a collectible coin to sweeten the deal?
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PLATINUM high tops, please. So I can declare my love for your cause fashionally everyday!
I was about to write a thoughtful response and then… nicely done sir, nicely done.
Don’t think, just SEND MONEY
Funny. You bastard. LOL. You had me going because this sounded like something our taxing government would try to do.
Good to know you haven’t lost your sense of humor during your “audit”. Take care and we’re 10 days in Rome and Pompeii 5/6.
Finally!!!!
Business class?
Italy May 6 and a Greek Cruise a month later in June. 1st class to both Rome and Athens. You thought me well. LOL. Trying to get C on an Asian Cruise next spring from Hong Kong to Singapore. Still working………………. ;-)
The student has truly become the master
Thanks teacher.
But did you really get audited? That part was plausible.
My very big and strong biker friend/attorney has decreed this topic off limits whilst under audit. But REST ASSURED we will FIGHT these FALSE accusations until we WIN
Reading the first few lines reminded me of April Fools, the IRS would never try to stop free speech, just get people to pay their fair share. Hopefully you don’t have to deal with an audit headache! Nice article though, lots of passion coming through.
$100 SENT!!
You need to at least offer me some sweet GCC high top sneakers in return.
Our very popular shoes – very popular, sold out in minutes – are on back order, but we did just refill our stock of ALPHA MALE vitamins. Everyone loves these, order quickly, they will not last long
You couldn’t fool me on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Well that’s not true, you had me for a few seconds when I first saw the email.
Oh my goodness. I thought your blog got hacked. I was thinking for sure this is a scam! Well played.
OMG Jeremy. I was so worried for you and Winnie. Thank goodness when I clicked donate it’s an April’s fool prank.. thank goodness 😂.
However I really do need help with my taxes. Yikes .. lol
Throw the book at them, GCC! I have transferred my entire 401k to your organization for the grand benefit of this most important fight. And no, I’m not paying that 10% penalty for early withdrawal. Sorry not sorry, IRS. No freedom of speech, no early RMD income for you.
p.s.: Masterfully done. Pure direct marketing class, or lack thereof. Great use of all caps (yelling), different font sizes and colors, Vivid character descriptions, and terse narratives with no substance.
P.p.s.: The repeated use of “…” is a subtle but sure sign that crazy is behind the keyboard. Well placed in this letter. I had a landlady who texted with lots of …. Every time. It wasn’t pretty when I moved out.
The ONLY book I will wield is the GOOD BOOK!
Thank you for your donation, the tree of liberty will be truly refreshed with the 401ks of patriots
Got me! Well played sir!
Now get back to work saving us all from forking over our hard earned time/energy units to the government.
And Thanks! Really!
Appreciate you GCC