Odds are that by now you have heard of Bitcoin or some of the other higher profile cryptocurrencies, e.g. Ethereum, Litecoin, Ripple, etc…
Today I want to introduce you to the latest and hottest cryptocurrency, Go Curry Cracker Coin!
Go Curry Cracker Coin
The idea of Go Curry Cracker Coin ($GCC) began years ago when we were on holiday in Chiang Mai, Thailand. I was spending a lot of time in coffee shops where I happened to meet a 6’4″ Irish guy by the name of Satoshi Nakamoto.
We quickly became friends and he often let me know that he was vegan, loved CrossFit, and dabbled in crypto. We talked about investing and early retirement / FIRE, which led to long conversations about crypto and the idea of working together on a project or two.
One night over beers I finally asked him… “You’re Irish. How did you get a very Japanese sounding name?” He explained…
“I am not the Satoshi Nakamoto. My name is Wesley. I inherited this name from the previous Satoshi Nakamoto. The man I inherited it from was not the real Satoshi Nakamoto, either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Nakamoto has been retired since Bitcoin first hit $10k USD and living like a king in Patagonia.”
Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fervor in revolutionizing the world’s monetary system. You see, no one would follow a crypto pioneer name Wesley.
That was the beginning, but our project really gained traction this past year during the Coronavirus pandemic when neither of us could travel and the major governments of the world were debasing their fiat currencies by printing trillions of dollars.
Leveraging the Bitcoin Base
Go Curry Cracker Coin embraces and extends the original work that became Bitcoin, while also solving some of its limitations.
Like $BTC, $GCC is valuable because it is scarce with only 21 million possible coins (same as Bitcoin.) To gain traction early on we pegged the value of $GCC to $BTC at a 1:1 ratio.
Both are built upon the blockchain. Most simply the blockchain could be described as a read-only database. A large scale competitive incentivized network maintains the database and prevents fraudulent transactions. This is computationally intensive (which uses tons of electricity and is a common concern of environmentalists and technologists, alike.) – as an improvement, Go Curry Cracker Coin allows for the algorithm to be updated on a block-by-block basis to do useful work and thus can be rented out to entities that need computational horsepower (think SETI, protein folding, supply chain logistics, data analysis, etc…)
This makes Go Curry Cracker Coin off the chain! Like Bitcoin, but spicier.
There are many other improvements (to speed, latency, security, transaction fees) incorporating all of the agreed upon forks. For more details, just read the whitepaper.
Use Cases and Criticisms
Go Curry Cracker Coin has already been used in numerous transactions around the globe.
Recently some friends were trying to leave Myanmar with all of their liquid assets. Rumors that airport staff were searching bags and stealing all valuables in a lawless environment meant that cash/gold/jewelry/gemstones were non-options. So they turned to $GCC as a way to bypass criminals including those in the government.
In another case, people who shall not be named were able to make large purchases of illicit substances in an anonymous manner. Individuals should be able to decide what chemicals they wish to consume, not a faceless government entity. By avoiding traditional banking systems there is no way to track these purchases to specific individuals.
$GCC has also been trending in Argentina, Venezuela, and other countries with out of control inflation. Unlike fiat currencies, Go Curry Cracker Coin has allowed normal everyday people to hold onto the value of their savings.
These types of transactions are not without criticism, but it is up to the people to decide.
I already mentioned the environmental and useful work improvements, but the other most common criticism of cryptocurrencies like Go Curry Cracker Coin is, “what stops anybody from just launching a new crypto coin?”
That’s true. There are no restrictions. It used to be only governments could create money out of thin air, but now anybody can! By being the best possible digital currency, we believe $GCC will be in high demand despite these incursions from wannabe coin hucksters and other charlatans.
Next Steps
Go Curry Cracker Coin will soon be available on all of the common crypto trading platforms.
We are also in the process of contracting with major banks for a $GCC Rewards program – Earn $GCC with every fiat based purchase! We believe this will accelerate the transition away from fiats.
The IRS is also interested, and we are confident it will soon be possible to pay taxes in $GCC. This will be an incredible development, and we will keep you informed as the negotiations proceed.
On a personal level, I will now be reporting all of our expenses and ongoing net worth / portfolio updates exclusively in $GCC. We intend to hold about 90% of our portfolio in $GCC, which at current prices makes us multi-billionaires in USD terms (for whatever that’s worth.) We don’t intend to do anything silly like accumulate resources for their own sake, to make human life multi-planetary, or extend the light of consciousness to the stars, but instead to better the human condition.
This is a truly revolutionary step forward and a historic moment. To commemorate this special day, an image of this announcement will be sold as an NFT. Scarcity is in great abundance these days, but there will only ever be one Go Curry Cracker Coin announcement NFT.
Bidding started at 1 $GCC.
Current price: 3.72 $GCC
Additional bids may be made in the comments section.
Summary
The world desperately needs a reliable currency decoupled from governments and their wasteful ways. Go Curry Cracker Coin will be that currency.
Be sure to get your $GCC today. The future is now.
This is great, I bid 1.1 $GCC
I’ve been waiting for the right crypto, thank you!
This really is a historic moment. I bid 2 $GCC
I’ve converted all of my BTC to GCC
I’m so glad we met in CM and that we could work together on this project. To the moon!
– Satoshi
You da man Wes
NFTs are the future.
I bid 3.72GCC
Lol. I bid 1,000,000 SteveCoins.
Genius move. Everyone should get a SteveCoin
I always love your April fools jokes :)
Great coin, much like other Reddit forums I’ve read on the value of BTC, similarly I’m sure it will hold its value of 1 GCC to 1 GCC forever.
On something that I thought was a joke, I saw a billboard whilst driving yesterday that said they’re a coin shop/physical gold dealer and they’re now accepting crypto. So sell some gains and lock in some gold. It was a weird ad, because the only people you’re marketing to are the ones that hate physical commodities, and on a physical medium?? weird.
Keep up the good work. I’m looking forward to the White Paper. Your post is indistinguishable from the ICOs I read about 4 years ago.
Another great April’s Fools Jeremy !
Almost as good as we bought a house one.
I will never understand crypto value and NFT insanity. $69 million for a DIGITAL picture by Beeple ?
Anyhow, I will be joining your early retirement this year. I have learned allot over the years from your postings and blogs. Best wishes to you and Winnie & kids
As You Wish
I do. I do wish ;)
I also thought of backing a CRYPTOCURRENCY by research.
Rent your computer out to get coin. The value of the coin would be determined by what people are willing to pay for computer time.
Would be useful for banking, distributed data farms, medical research, etc.
To create scarcity value the # could be limited, the initial distributing funds could be invested in a trust used to operate the system.
Hilarious take on the silly frenzy, even if it wasn’t April Fool’s Day. :)
Happy April Fools day!
Finally a crypto I can get behind. To the moon!!
I’ll invest, but only if the whitepaper indicates that $GCC’s consensus mechanism is Proof of Steak (that’s not a typo)
Everybody has to post pics of their grilled or smoked meats
Let’s just call it CurryCoin.
I said this also but the company lawyers insisted I follow the corporate branding guidelines
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I am not seeing this coin on coinbase.com?
Can you do an NFT too?
Is the coin edible? It is curry flavored, no?
Selling this announcement as an NFT was the best part of this for me 😂
I am here for the Princess Bride reference! Also LOLed at “read the whitepaper”. Masterful work, sir.
Just perfect!
Happy April Fool’s!!!!
I just liquidated my GameStop stock- $4.81GCC’s is my bid!
GameStop was so last week. $GCC is the future
The Princess Bride reference is ALL I need. Thanks for the double laughs!
As you wish